Christmas cracker jokes that are actually funny
HAVING everyone gathered around the dinner table for a festive feast is the perfect time to entertain with some Christmas jokes.
But if you always get tongue tied when your turn comes, don’t worry. Here are the best Christmas lols for kids and adults.
Best Christmas jokes for kids ...
Cracker jokes
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water
Q: Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A: A mince spy
Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Can you smell carrot?
Q: What do elves do after school?
A: Their gnome work!
Q: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
A: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh
... and a long one
Rudolph the Viking
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”
His wife asked, “How do you know?”
“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Best Christmas jokes for adults ...
Q: What do snowmen use to make snow babies?
A: Snowballs
Q: What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A: A rebel without a Claus
Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit
Q: Why did Santa send his daughter to college?
A: To keep her off the North Pole
This story was originally published on The Sun and is republished with permission.
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